so finally the lights are here
lets all visit Blackpool pier

lets eat chips on Blackpool front
hog in silence, the odd grunt

lets visit tacky shops bright and pink
keep away from tracksuit people who stink

lets get into the car and drive down 'the mile'
first time for tinky - im sure she will smile

then back home to bed for a good ol' sleep
come back next year when we will have more babies

Haha!!! Brilliant!! Wish I could write little dittys...